2. I can't even with Miley. I just can't. #sheCANstop #please?
3. Yesterday was my best friend Mikki's birffffdayyyyy. Mish you boo. <3
4. Nom. Kayla‘s cake pops? Holy cow. She does NOT mess around, these were DELISH and super pretty…. Vaguely reminds me of the time my friend LJ made inappropriate comments about my cake balls being in her mouth in front of my grandmother… oops.
6. My browser looks so clean after number 5…. weird. BTW it was a weird montage of random inspirational/HILARIOUS/omgnsync/RIisawesome stuff. Enjoy.
7. I can't wait for Blackfish to come to a theater to meeeeeeeeee. UGH. bring me ALL THE ORCAS.
8. Duck dynasty is back. Aka. the world is right again.
10. My boyfriend is coming to visit on Thursdayyyyyyy. I'm the happiest girl.
11. HOLY COW… mistresses. STOPPPP. WHAT? I don't even know what happened… and I watched it. So many things happening. I just. I don't even know. Harry is pissing me off. I'm proud of mah gurl karen (except I would have been like ELIZABETH TOLD ME TO WRITE THE NOTES SO THE STUPID INSURANCE COMPANY WOULD LEAVE HER ALONE… you know, I like to keep things mature over here). Savyyyyy, I feel for the girl. Joceeeeee you know better. WHERE IS LUCY. gah. okay. i'm done.
13. Also, bottomless mimosas are my fave.